Cracked Up: Husband’s Frustration Over Boiled Eggs Revealed

Autumn has finally arrived. The days are getting shorter, and the temperature is dropping. The long, warm, lazy summer days are far behind us.

With that in mind, I wanted to share a fun and entertaining story to warm up the dark, chilly days. Because, as everyone knows, nothing is better than a good laugh.

The story you are about to read takes place on a morning during the weekend. We probably all agree that after a busy day, you want some calm. Time to relax at the breakfast table before starting your day. But that’s not the case in this story. This is hilarious.

Why, you may be wondering. Make sure to read everything to the end, because in the final moments, you’ll understand what I mean. The ending reveals a clever twist that changes everything!

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A woman was preparing breakfast for her husband.

Suddenly, the man rushed into the kitchen.

“Be careful,” he said. “CAREFUL! Put a little more butter on! Oh my goodness! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them over. TURN THEM OVER NOW! We need more butter! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Be careful. CAREFUL! I said ‘be careful!’ You NEVER listen when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them over! Hurry! Are you CRAZY? Have you lost your mind? Don’t forget to put salt on them. Use salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”

His wife stared at him.

“What the hell is wrong with you? Do you think I can’t make eggs?”

The husband replied calmly, “I just wanted to show you what it’s like when I’m driving.”

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Source: Reddit

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